The following, from May 3, 2023, seemed (even to the author) a bit hyperbolic when originally written. But that was before WW III really got going. Now, killer robot dogs just seem like the next logical step in our descent into madness. Seriously, buy gold.
How Will The Aristocracy Keep What They've Stolen?
Doomsday bunkers, stateless storage facilities, killer robot dogs...wait, what?
May 3, 2023
Say you’re a billionaire who’s drained about as much as you can from your employees (who are starting to unionize) and the financial markets (which are crashing as inflation spikes and credit tightens). With financial collapse and political chaos now approaching, your challenge has shifted from how to steal as much as possible, to how to keep what you’ve stolen. How exactly do you do that?
There are actually lots of ways. In fact an entire sector of the economy is now dedicated to protecting valuable assets from desperate governments and starving mobs, which makes this a good subject for an ongoing series.
And it turns out I recently posted something on another site that addresses a narrow but crucial part of the question: How do you keep your private army from just killing you and taking your stuff? Here’s a repost:
Yep, This Is Probably How Most Of Us Die
There’s a popular video series on YouTube that chronicles the evolution of robot maker Boston Dynamics’ creations. Not so long ago these things had trouble walking up stairs. Now they dance better than the average white guy.
Reaction to this warp-speed progress seems to be split between “That’s adorable!” and “Oh my God, we’re all gonna die.”
Both can be true, of course. But the latter take just got more realistic. From Australian journalist Caitlin Johnstone:
Oh Great They’re Putting Guns On Robodogs Now
So hey they’ve started mounting sniper rifles on robodogs, which is great news for anyone who was hoping they’d start mounting sniper rifles on robodogs.
At an exhibit booth in the Association of the United States Army’s annual meeting and exhibition, Ghost Robotics (the military-friendly competitor to the better-known Boston Dynamics) proudly showed off a weapon that is designed to attach to its quadruped bots made by a company called SWORD Defense Systems.
“The SWORD Defense Systems Special Purpose Unmanned Rifle (SPUR) was specifically designed to offer precision fire from unmanned platforms such as the Ghost Robotics Vision-60 quadruped,” SWORD proclaims on its website. “Chambered in 6.5 Creedmoor allows for precision fire out to 1200m, the SPUR can similarly utilize 7.62×51 NATO cartridge for ammunition availability. Due to its highly capable sensors the SPUR can operate in a magnitude of conditions, both day and night. The SWORD Defense Systems SPUR is the future of unmanned weapon systems, and that future is now.”
At one point in the video a Senior Master Sergeant explains to the host how these robodogs can be affixed with all kinds of equipment like communications systems, explosive ordnance disposal attachments, gear to test for chemicals and radiation, and the whole time you’re listening to him list things off you’re thinking “Guns. Yeah guns. You can attach guns to them, why don’t you just say that?”
And we may be looking at a not-too-distant future in which unmanned weapons systems are sought out by wealthy civilians as well.
Lest you think that last bit about rich people building their own private robot armies is just hyperbole, Johnstone goes on to quote from a 2018 article by professor Douglas Rushkoff titled “Survival of the Richest.” Rushkoff claimed to have been engaged by a group of hedge fund billionaires to figure out how to protect their doomsday bunkers when (not if) the world descends into chaos.
The biggest challenge was how to create — and then control — a security force.
“This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from the angry mobs. But how would they pay the guards once money was worthless? What would stop the guards from choosing their own leader? The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers — if that technology could be developed in time.”
Now that that technology has indeed been developed, you may be wondering what a world full of armed robots would look like. Well, wonder no more. A British TV series called Black Mirror sketched it out nicely in an episode titled “Metalhead” where “dogs” – armed autonomous robots that look eerily like the above Ghost Robotics Vision-60 quadruped – have gone feral and wiped out most of humanity, leaving the survivors to scrounge in the shadows for whatever is left.
The Black Mirror episode highlights the (literal) fatal flaw in the robot army strategy, which is that artificial intelligence, if it’s anything like human intelligence, will be prone to obsession and madness. Especially when its baseline programming involves identifying enemies and killing them.
But it is 100% certain that big parts of the aristocracy are looking at the world they’ve created and are deciding they’re better off with killer robodogs.
New subscriber and you quote Caitlin. That rarest of female writers who swears better than most men.
As for Robots. Our masters have always and forever afforded the latest technology. Their greatest insecurity is simple and hard to overcome. Will we be able to buy off God?
I’m 82 this year and in good health and form but emotionally and spiritually long to join the Grateful Dead 😂😂😂